Michal Ludvig <michal@logix.cz>

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I am busy.
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If it happens once, it's a bug.
If it happens twice, it's a feature.
If it happens more then twice,
it's a design philosophy.

Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you, please?
I'm Watt.
What's your name?
Watt's my name.
Yes, what's your name?
My name is John Watt.
John what?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I'm Knott.
Will you tell me your name then?
Will, Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott.
What?

There are only 10 types of people in this world:
Those who understand binary and those who don't.
If it has a syntax, it isn't user friendly.
Why make things difficult, when it is possible to make them cryptic and totally illogical, with just a little bit more effort?
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

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