Yom Kippur

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God and Abraham are casting a watchful eye down on earth when Abraham expostualtes :" I can't believe it! It's Yom Kippur and there's the Chief Rabbi playing golf! You've got to punish the rascal." So God looks down and nods - just as the Chief Rabbi tees off on a 400 metre par four hole. To his astonishment, his ball soars down the fairway, bounces twice, and drops into the hole.

"That's punishment?" asks Abraham, aghast. "Of course," says God, "Who's he going to tell?"

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