A Gift For His Sweetheart
A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart's birthday, so he went to an expensive boutique, bought the finest gloves available and asked the saleswoman to have them delivered with a note. While wrapping the gloves, a clerk accidentally mixed up the order and sent a pair of panties instead. Here's the note the young man wrote to his sweetheart.
Darling,
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but because your sister wears the short ones that are so easy to remove, I decided to get the same style for you. Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought them from showed me a pair she had been wearing for 3 weeks, and they were hardly soiled. I had the salesgirl try them on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I could be there to put them on for you for the first time. No doubt, many other hands will touch them before I see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. And be sure to keep them on while cleaning them, so they won't shrink. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year! I hope you like them and will wear them for me on Friday night!
All My Love,
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.