Your Telephone Wire!
LeRoy and Willie worked for the Witchita phone company. One day Willie was up on the pole and LeRoy was on the ground handling tools that Willie needed.
LeRoy decided to take a leak, and while looking up at Willie, managed to piss all over a rattlesnake, which promptly bit LeRoy on the end of his whang. LeRoy screamed, "Willie, you gotta call a doctor...a snake just bit me on the end of my whang." Willie promptly connects into the telephone line, calls the doctor and tells him that LeRoy has been snakebit.
The doctor says, "OK Willie. Now here's what you gotta do. You gotta take a knife, make two little incisions, and suck the poison out. If you don't do this, LeRoy is gonna die!" LeRoy screams up at Willie, "Willie, Willie, what did the doctor say." Willie looks down, shakes his head sadly and says, "LeRoy, the doctor say you gonna die."