• Hello, do you wanna chat?
  • I am busy.
  • Hello Busy! I am Johny.

Vyberte si:

  • If it happens once, it's a bug.
  • If it happens twice, it's a feature.
  • If it happens more then twice,
    it's a design philosophy.
  • Hello, are you there?
  • Yes, who are you, please?
  • I'm Watt.
  • What's your name?
  • Watt's my name.
  • Yes, what's your name?
  • My name is John Watt.
  • John what?
  • Yes, are you Jones?
  • No, I'm Knott.
  • Will you tell me your name then?
  • Will, Knott.
  • Why not?
  • My name is Knott.
  • Not what?
  • Not Watt, Knott.
  • What?
  • There are only 10 types of people in this world:
    Those who understand binary and those who don't.
  • If it has a syntax, it isn't user friendly.
  • Why make things difficult, when it is possible to make them cryptic and totally illogical, with just a little bit more effort?
  • Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.
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