Hello, world.

I’m Michal Ludvig — a programmer, Linux enthusiast, and long-time collector of useful tools, travel notes, and questionable computer jokes.

Programs, technical notes, journeys, and a few carefully preserved oddities. Built over the years. Still here.

// Pick a directory. See what turns up.

[01] OPEN A DIRECTORY

{ } devel/

Programs & patches

Linux tools, debugging experiments, crypto work, and command-line utilities.

[≡] doc/

Articles & talks

Technical writing on AMD64, IPv6, debugging, and the things in between.

[↗] travel/

Travel archive

Workcamps, long journeys, New Zealand, and a canoe on the Vltava.

: ) humornik/

Humorník

A Czech-language cabinet of mathematical and computer humor.

[02] WATT / KNOTT

Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you, please?
I'm Watt.
What's your name?
Watt's my name.
Yes, what's your name?
My name is John Watt.
John what?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I'm Knott.
Will you tell me your name then?
Will, Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott.
What?

[03] ELSEWHERE ON THE WEB

aws.nz github.com/mludvig gitlab.com/mludvig

[04] COLLECTED ODDITIES

A mouse is a device used to point at the xterm you want to type in.

Hello, do you wanna chat?
I am busy.
Hello Busy! I am Johny.

If it happens once, it’s a bug.
If it happens twice, it’s a feature.
If it happens more than twice, it’s a design philosophy.

There are only 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.

If it has a syntax, it isn’t user friendly.

Why make things difficult, when it is possible to make them cryptic and totally illogical, with just a little bit more effort?

Programming today is a race between software engineers building bigger idiot-proof programs and the universe building bigger idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

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